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how the conversation went

i was at the gym with my gym buddy yesterday…

we were doing our own thing

she was doing her elliptical and i was doing some leg presses.

and this is the conversation we had:

me: i think i am going to stop working my legs out so much – my thighs are big enough!  i don’t need to make them bigger.

her: the only thing big on you is your nose…and your mouth woman!

well…I NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

i could not stop laughing!

i’ve been told my whole life i have a big mouth…but my nose???  most people have enough couth to leave my schnoz out of it…even if it is big.
i’m Greek, what can i say.
is there a weight loss remedy that will shrink it?
lol

can’t wait to see what happens tonight!

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makes no scents

yesterday i was looking forward to making some popcorn
getting under a blankie and watching some tv.
I love popcorn.

well…after the popcorn was…popped
i thought i was going to hurl.  the smell of it was soooo strong
i got light headed and eventually had to go lock myself in the bedroom!

I came outta the bedroom about an hour later and could still smell it.
again a wave of nausea.

when it was time to walk the dog later that night…
i walked by my neighbours door and got a strong smell of salt and vinegar
again…total nausea.
i had to hold my breath!

then tonight i get home….and someone is smoking outside
and i can smell it right in my house…
yes you guessed it…thought i was gonna hurl.

and before you say it…no i am not pregnant!!

tonight, after walking my dog, getting cozy in my fat pants….
I wanted to wind down with a nice glass of red.

I poured the red…sat down, and finally felt like i could breathe for a minute.

raised the glass, took a sip…and couldn’t stand the smell and taste.

WHAT!!!!!

this is totally unacceptable.  i don’t even think i can finish the glass.

woe is me.

looks like i am off to read.  minus the wine.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  Must read.

written from my ipod.  only the very experienced should try this at home.

night night!


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