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dollar daze

I am so excited.
If you follow my blog, you will know one thing for certain.

I am a diet coke addict.

True story.

You would also know, that it’s not just any diet coke.  No, no…it’s gotta be McDonalds diet coke.

Any other diet coke just won’t do.

Soooo, my happy season has begun.
Dollar diet coke at McDonalds!!!
I can barely contain myself. Lol
I can get a large diet coke for ONE DOLLAR.

Oh it’s the simple things that make me so happy.

After the gym last night…I walked over to McDonalds and purchased my pop.  It was so beautiful out yesterday that my pop was actually sweating.

I sat outside…took in the beautiful night and sipped on my drink.

Heaven!
(So I have to pee every 10 minutes…it’s worth it.)

You know what’s even better???

The weather is getting warmer.  I soon will be able to saunter outdoors in my underpants.

(yes I do this – I look forward to doing this lol)

Nothing like sipping on a large diet coke whilst in yer panties
(unless it’s chugging back a cold beer on a hot summer day…in your panties)

This is the good life kids.

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not gonna happen

there are just some things i won’t give up to get to size sexy bitch
 
i think in the past, giving things up that i loved, was the reason for my demise.
the reason the skinny walls came crumbling down.
 
like i blogged last night…i got my new bras
and even though they are sexy sexy sexy
i still have a long way to go to feel as sexy as they look
know what i mean?
 
anyways…these are things i will not give up.  nope. not ever…even for size sexy bitch.
 
i know i’ve blogged here before about my crazy diet coke addiction.
not just diet coke.  fountain diet coke from McDonald’s…that indeed is my crack.
i could drink it every single day..no problem – but i don’t.
but i could.
and i won’t stop…and you can’t make me.
living right beside a McDonald’s makes it all the more tempting
(yes, that means my gym is right beside McDonald’s too lol)
i gotta tell you…i am a little sick.  sometimes i just want a salad from there to give me a reason to get the diet coke.
i’m not stopping.  nuh-uh.
 
Coffee.
never gonna happen.
you may appreciate that if you have ever been around me without a cup of coffee in my system.
I gave up coffee back in the day for about 2 weeks.
worst 2 weeks of my life…and probably for those who had to deal with me.
i had the worst headache and was in the worst mood.
i love my coffee.  i don’t think i over do it…i don’t drink copious amounts…
but it’s my drug in the morning….and my 2nd wind when i hit the 3 o’clock wall at work.
 
Wine.
need i say more???
lol
i am aware that it’s pretty high in calories
but i don’t care. tis true.  i care not.
a glass of wine in the evening – especially in the winter is a necessity…a survival staple
besides, my doctor strongly encourages me to drink
when i told him i enjoy my glass of red..he said i could enjoy 2 if i wanted
i think my doctor rocks.
he might be a closet alcoholic…but i love him
lol
 
if i were to say no to these things…do you know how miserable i would be?
i understand the concept of losing weight and being healthy…i do
but with the knowledge that i can never have something ever again…well that is indeed a recipe for failure.
 
and that goes with everything else.
the word NO does not exist for me.
instead i live by not now, not today, not necessary
 
i have not banned any form of bread, rice, pasta from my life
i simply have no desire to eat it.
but i can if i wanted to.
and simply giving myself that choice, makes me not want it at all.
 
just the other night i had a sub on a whole wheat 9 grain bun
it was delish – and not the worst thing i could eat.
it was after 2 days of wanting…so on the 3rd day i had it.  obviously my body was craving something in it yes?
 
anyways that’s my story.
size sexy bitch is attainable – without giving up everything and anything you love
plus…going to the gym now gives me more room for some sinful pleasures.
 
that is all.
now someone please get me a diet coke?!

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say what you will

i love McDonald’s!

Ok, perhaps i should explain what it is that i love before you start throwing rocks at me.
I am not talking about Big Macs or the fries….although an oreo and smartie mcflurrie would be kind of awesome right now.

As you already know, i love me my diet coke from there.

But what i adore equally is their Southwest Chicken Salad.
Can you say yum??

A Southwest Salad and a large diet coke for dinner would be absolute heaven!

A lot of times after my walk, i would pick up a salad and head home…cause face it…who really wants to cook after walking 5 miles?

Not I.

Anywhoooo….can you tell what i am craving?  well look at it…betcha you want one now huh? lol

So that’s all i got today.  Anyone want to bring me a salad and a large diet coke? (minus the crunchy chips)
It’s stir fry day at work….and i don’t know if i am strong enough to say no.
A salad could potentially stop me from making a huge mistake lol

On to other most amazing news.  If you’ve gone to the blog next door you already know of my undying love for….Adele.

And so…you would simply understand that I screamed like a girl when i heard her brand new song yesterday…and blogged about it asap.
So i thought i’d share it here.  It’s amazing.  I dare you not to fall in love with her.


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crack is whack

i was thinking about foods i couldn’t live without
that i would surely die without
and the first thing that came to mind??
diet coke
what food group does that fall under i wonder?
but let me be clear.  it’s not just diet coke….actually i would never choose to buy a diet coke in a can
no thanks
i am talking about fountain pop
and not just any fountain pop
McDonald’s diet coke.

McDonald’s diet coke is my crack.

don’t get me wrong.  it’s not like i drink it every day
or even once a week (although i could drink it every day)
i drink it once in a while…and when i do…my whole world lights right up.
all is wonderful in the world of bee.
seriously
my crack.

if you were to come to my door
with a McDonald’s diet coke in hand…you would own my heart forever
i’d put you in my pocket and carry you with me.

could it be that they actually put crack in my diet pop??
because i don’t know what the hell makes it so tasty and delicious
and makes me want more and more and more

now i want a diet coke.
pfft.

lately the next best thing to my diet coke…

peanut butter.

i don’t know when this new addiction developed
i mean i never ate peanut butter as a kid….i only started eating it occasionally in college
and now…
i find myself going into the kitchen, spoon in hand and digging in
and it’s like my crack
it takes away my sugar craving…
and i just can’t stop.

right now…i want an extra large diet coke and a big ass tub of crunchy peanut butter

i am a vision of healthy eating ain’t i? lol

god…i am on some seriously heavy antibiotics right now
i am all outta whack…
maybe blogging today wasn’t a good idea

maybe my antibiotics are crack
crack is whack.

ok…i am stopping now….


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