my friend is currently in the hospital attempting to birth her child
her stubborn child that shoulda came a couple of weeks ago.
we are texting back and forth
yes that’s right…she is in labour…trying to get this child out and she is text messaging me. god i love technology.
so she is giving me the scoop…water broke, she got her epidural etc etc.
but she is just not dilating.
texting back and forth back and forth back and forth
finally…having enough of this waiting around business i text her back..
“wouldja tell your vagina to get with the program”
(i laughed so hard at my own joke all by myself – sad really)
and the texting just stopped.
maybe it did the trick 😉
or maybe, just maybe – i went too far?