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too funny not to share

my friend is currently in the hospital attempting to birth her child

her stubborn child that shoulda came a couple of weeks ago.

we are texting back and forth

yes that’s right…she is in labour…trying to get this child out  and she is text messaging me.  god i love technology.

so she is giving me the scoop…water broke, she got her epidural etc etc.

but she is just not dilating.

texting back and forth back and forth back and forth

finally…having enough of this waiting around business i text her back..

“wouldja tell your vagina to get with the program”

(i laughed so hard at my own joke all by myself – sad really)

and the texting just stopped.

maybe it did the trick 😉

or maybe, just maybe  – i went too far?

pffft, never!

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just when i thought i couldn’t possibly find any more love in me to give…

just when i thought my heart was full enough

just when i thought my life was full of all the richness and sweetness it could possibly handle

just when i thought, YES!!!!! my life is perfect as is…

full of smiles, joy, happiness,

the universe had to prove me wrong.

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