ok, so i never had any to begin with.
it’s been confirmed.
i have no rhythm. this white girl cannot dance. not even a bit.
i went to Zumba the other night and tried to follow all the gyrating moves…and really – i just looked ridiculous.
how do i know?
it could have something to do with the wall to wall mirrors.
if anything induces panic – it’s watching yourself jump around like a mad fool – and watch your body parts follow seconds later.
so not hot.
my instructor moves with ease. She’s Brazilian so it makes sense…but some of those moves she does so naturally with her hips seem like they should be illegal.
my hips were not born to move that way
i am not Shakira.
i have got no rhythm, but i don’t care.
i am going to keep going – cause it’s so much fun and doesn’t even feel like exercise.
i just hope more women with zero rhythm show up and keep me company