not even a little bit.
i took all the things my ma ever told me…and made sure to do ’em
you know, always look your best…always wear clean underwear (who doesn’t do that?)
i gave myself a pretty pedicure last night. purple. although i am not sure why i cheaped out and didn’t pay someone to do it for me
i mean i can’t take it with me when i go right?
i heard somewhere God likes purple…so i thought that would be my perfect in.
i applied my makeup oh so perfectly…
spent all my savings placing billboards all around the city announcing the end of the world…
slept in my sunday best – like they did on the titanic.
i chose a burrito from Burrito Boyz as my last meal.
it was amazingly sinful
i had no guilt. not at all.
did i really want my last supper to be low carb???
i mean the whole world was gonna be shot in a couple of hours…right?
i am still here.
and now that i have not raptured…i am forced to go to the gym today – on my day off
and burn off the guilt that is my burrito
oh and i really didn’t do any of the above…
other than a really perdy pedi…
for my hot rockin’ time out tonight
(but it’s too damn cold to show ’em off – just my luck)
i’m glad everyone survived the end of the world…
then again…i haven’t heard from anyone in a while.
off to go make some phone calls!