this had to be the best ego boost conversation of the week. especially on a “fat” day.
walking through Winners and not finding anything i wanted to buy – except for those junior guess jeans…this is the convo that ensued.
i said: oh wow…i realllllly like this blouse.
she said: try it on, it would look good on you.
i tried putting it on over my shirt and the buttons were not even close to meeting…the arms were tight…boobs in the way.
i said: oh yeah this fits perfectly! lol
she said: i’m kinda glad something is actually too small to fit you!
we start walking away and i look up…and notice the sign
i said: oh my god…we are in the children’s section!!!! lmao
she said: i can’t heeeeeear you