yeah i said it
i wanna talk about boobies.
don’t worry, this isn’t a picture post!
i’ve sorta been obsessed with my boobs lately.
sounds odd i know…but stay with me.
let me tell you a story
i was a late bloomer.
i remember being a kid and trying on my moms bras
yes…weird i know.
when i was 6 i prayed to God to have boobies like my grandma – to say she was big chested is an understatement.
i would shut my eyes tight and just pray.
i remember being 13-14 years old and making my mom take me shopping for training bras
i really didn’t need them. at all.
ask the boys i went to school with…especially a guy named Troy. his nick name for me was “mosquito bites”
that spread like wild fire.
all the other girls needed to wear them…and when i changed for gym class i wanted to be wearing one too.
enter grade 9.
something happened to me the summer before grade 9 started.
and i don’t mean budded…i mean i grew a woman’s body over night.
be careful what you wish for.
my bounty was plentiful
my cup runneth over.
all of a sudden people noticed me
and by people i mean boys.
all of a sudden i was asked out.
it was all about the “girls”
i was blessed in the boob department.
i hated it.
the saying, you always want what you don’t have is true.
i wore baggy shirts to draw the least amount of attention to them
i hated feeling like i was an object
i hated my boobs.
but then i realized…people would stare no matter what i was wearing
and so i embraced my boobie-liciousness
wore tight shirts and was proud of ’em.
i was envious of the girls who could wear t-shirts with no bras
those were the kind of boobs i wanted.
a few years ago…when i lost a ton of weight…i was finally, for the first time…since i was 15
able to rock a shirt with no bra.
i think i might have cried a bit.
then, but of course, i gained some weight back over the years…and voila
the girls were back baby.
this time around…i lost alot of the girls. a hell of a lot.
i actually spent about 200 bucks on new bras before i started low carbing…and 3 months later i needed a new supply.
my boobs are no longer plentiful…
really….i wear a size small sports bra now and it’s loose.
i think the constant up and down on the weight ladder
has confused them…
they are just not as perky as they used to be 🙂
they no longer stand at attention like…oh…when i was 17.
and yes, i am sure aging hasn’t helped.
i could wear a tshirt without a bra…but i don’t think i would punish the general public
they did nothing wrong.
i have been anti any kind of surgery that “fixes” what age takes away, but seriously…
these past couple of weeks i have been boobie obsessed
and have been thinking a little lift and tuck might not be a bad thing
and this has been an ode to my boobies.
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